Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me.I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday!.Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ? Happy Birthday! Young beautiful businesswoman celebrating her birthday in office,blowing candles May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles.You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool.Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie ?.
May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you?.I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you.If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars.It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird.Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt ?
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt! ❤. Julia Roberts Says Her Career Is Not the Only Dream She Had Come True Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.). You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday! For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished! Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday! Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. :max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/Getty_kids_running_park_large_BraunS-56a13e473df78cf77268b985.jpg "fun happy game")
My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young. Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Fun happy game full#
Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to. Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Hungry toy dinosaurs wearing hats and holding forks next to a birthday Cake on a gray background
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